THOROUGHLY WHIPPED by TILLIE COLE

“Harry, since we met, we have been meteorites crashing together, knocking each other off course. I can’t imagine two more unlikely people trying to strike up a friendship. “

What can we say about this book? Hmmm…we know! We bloody LOVED it! If you want to escape, swoon and laugh your tits off, then READ this BOOK! It’s that simple. Escape into a rom-com that’s hilariously funny and every bit the 5 star read! What a fantastic read!

‘I used to know my place with Harry. I didn’t like him. He didn’t like me. He was cold and arrogant. I was loud and annoyed him. Now…we were in a no-man’s land. One I couldn’t find my way out of.’

Is there ANYTHING this lady can’t do? The answer is a firm NO! We love raw Tills, we love gritty Tills, we love it when she decimates our hearts, but fucking funny Tills? OMG! We’ve MISSED her! Our very first introduction to Tillie Cole’s writing was seven years ago when we were captivated by the sweet and oh so funny, Eternally North. We adored that story and its one that will always hold a special part in our hearts as the book that set us on a love affair, and a wild and wonderful reading ride with this versatile author.

In these trying time, we really do need some light relief, something to make us forget everything around us, and Thoroughly Whipped gave us all that! A sizzling sexy, seductively steamy, wickedly funny and swoony heartfelt romance with an enemies to lovers and opposite attracts themes that spoke to every single part of us! Oh gosh, we ate up every morsel of this story!

When it was fully erect and swaying in my face, I gave it a firm sailor’s salute. “At ease, Captain,” I said. Obviously, it didn’t deflate so I shook my head, tutting. “Are you defying me, Private? I’m gonna have to teach you a lesson.”
“Faith, will you please stop speaking to my penis like an errant soldier.”
“No can do, Harry. It’s getting court-martialled, and that’s all there is to it.”
“And pray tell, what will his punishment be?”
I winked up at Harry. “A thorough tongue lashing, that’s what.”

Tillie Cole asks that reviews not contain spoilers, and as usual, we’ll make sure our review doesn’t. In fact, you don’t really need to know much about the story at all. Go forth and lose your heart to Faith Parisi, the fiery, clutzy, say it as it is, brunette from Hell’s Kitchen, and her arch-nemesis the uptight, pompous and unapproachable Henry Sinclair III, as their two worlds collide.

Harry, the ‘motherfucking viscount of Britain’, heir to a media magnate and Faith Parisi a sex columnist, known as Ask Miss Bliss Visage, to which Harry is the new CEO, as they butt heads and steam up your Kindles! And OMG! Faiths column is the best! That’s what you call sex advice!

“Dip into the whip and anal bead pool and bathe in it a little. Let’s give our readers wild sex on a silver paddled platter. Let’s dildo up and jump on the gag ball bandwagon.”

Join Faith in her crazy escapades with her madcap friends Sage, Amelia and Novah. Lose your heart completely to the cool Henry as he tries to maintain the world-order he’s been born into, whilst losing his heart to the buxom inappropriate Miss Parisi! The banter is pure comedic gold!

“It was, without doubt, the best orgasm I’ve ever had in my life.”
“And you said he was hung.” Novah’s eyebrows danced. “Just wait until that piece of hot salami is served on your moist platter.”
“Please never utter that sentence again. My lady boner just totally deflated.”

There is a side story about a sex club Faith enters for a cover story that had us in fits of laughter! Seriously, Faith’s hard and ‘fuck no’ limits list had us in stitches! We were in tears laughing when we discussed this book. Talk about the right book for the right mood!

“Miss Parisi, has no one ever told you to duck when balls are flying toward your face?”
My head was throbbing, but I was not going to miss that kind of invitation. I held Harry’s hand, which was still on my head, and said, “Harry, usually when balls fly at my face, I have my eyes and mouth wide open.”
“You are incorrigible, Miss Parisi.”

Tillie Cole has done it again! We can’t imagine a time when we’ll never pick up a book from this clever and talented author. Tillie Cole is a chameleon. An author who morphs and emerges time and time again with a story that never fails to win us over. No matter the content, there’s one thing for sure. Tillie Cole is the bomb!